Or maybe it's god's defense against feminism. The day the average woman starts making as much money as man, god'll activate man's secret nipple lasers within and lead a masculine army against the feminine tyranny. Their soft, supple breasts will be no match for man's rippling pectorals.
I can't wait to hear the responses. :)
ReplyDeleteWell you see god thought men could use a couple more erogenous zones since they supposedly need sex more.
ReplyDeleteOr maybe it's god's defense against feminism. The day the average woman starts making as much money as man, god'll activate man's secret nipple lasers within and lead a masculine army against the feminine tyranny. Their soft, supple breasts will be no match for man's rippling pectorals.
ReplyDeletePerhaps add to the question, what's the purpose behind the occasional third, forth, fifth or sixth nipple on both genders.
ReplyDeleteGod is so mysterious and sexy!
ReplyDeleteI posed this question to my DH...
ReplyDeleteDH: "well OBVIOUSLY it's so that it is easier to have a sex-change operation, ya know, fewer things to change."
Me: "But why would God put a woman in a man's body?"
DH: "God's ways are mysterious"
I love all the witty comments, and I really needed the laughs this week!
ReplyDeleteI posed this question to my DH...
ReplyDeleteDH: "well OBVIOUSLY it's so that it is easier to have a sex-change operation, ya know, fewer things to change."
Me: "But why would God put a woman in a man's body?"
DH: "God's ways are mysterious"
Well you see god thought men could use a couple more erogenous zones since they supposedly need sex more.
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